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Old Salt
02:32
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We Can Play Fast
02:06
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We Can Play Fast
Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson
HEEEYYYYYY, we’re the John Acoustic Guys and we can play fast!
We play fast because we caaaaannnn.
We used to play METAALLLLLLLLLLLL (yeah)
But, now we play ONLY BLACK METAL (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
But, I prefer MARIACHI MUSIC!
YOP! YOP! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEYYAAAAAAHAAAHOOHOOHOOHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
EEEYYYYAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAHOOOHOHAAAAAA
HUP! HUP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
But, Hey John Acoustic Guys! Can’t you play anything SLOW?
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hey, Lemme see the guitars a second. Can’t you play anything slow and tasteful? Like DIS?
NO, WE JUST WANNA SHRED!!! (YEAH!!!)
UUNNNGGGGHHHHH!
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Solstice
02:40
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Apogee
03:24
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Binary Code
04:54
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Binary Code
Lyrics: J. Linder
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAhhhhhhahhhhhhhh
AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh
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Arn
01:41
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Arn
Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson
We’re the John Acoustic Guys and we gon’ fuck you up
Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn
The John Acoustic Guys believe in FITNESS!
And what better way to get fit, than with AAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNAAAHH
I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good.
I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good.
I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good.
I love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is GREAT!!!
It’s fucking great for everyone and now we all must arn. YEAH!
We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good.
We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good.
We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good.
I love arn. (YOU LOVE ARN!) Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is GREAT!!!
It’s fucking great. You know it’s great and now you want to arn. YEAH!
You love arn! You love arn! Arn is good!
You love arn! (WE LOVE ARN!) You love arn! Arn is good! Arn is good!
You love arn! You love arn! Arn is good!
You love arn! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is GREAT!!!
It’s fucking great.
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Molotov
02:47
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Best Song Ever 4
04:08
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Dogs
00:55
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Dogs
Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson, P. Lehfeldt
Hey….who doesn’t love dogs??
Not me…cuz
I love dogs, they’re soft to touch. They’re cute and furry like hamsters and such and
You would love dogs too if you knew all the cool things they can do for you.
If you’re down or in a rut just stick those dogs right up your butt.
If you ever need a friend, just bark and howl and arf at them.
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Jacaranda
05:20
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John Acoustic Guys Tampa, Florida
John Acoustic Guy - "That douchebag playing guitar in the corner that no one is really listening to"
....We are those guys.
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