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The John Acoustic Guys

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Old Salt 02:32
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We Can Play Fast Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson HEEEYYYYYY, we’re the John Acoustic Guys and we can play fast! We play fast because we caaaaannnn. We used to play METAALLLLLLLLLLLL (yeah) But, now we play ONLY BLACK METAL (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) But, I prefer MARIACHI MUSIC! YOP! YOP! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEYYAAAAAAHAAAHOOHOOHOOHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA EEEYYYYAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAHOOOHOHAAAAAA HUP! HUP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! But, Hey John Acoustic Guys! Can’t you play anything SLOW? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Hey, Lemme see the guitars a second. Can’t you play anything slow and tasteful? Like DIS? NO, WE JUST WANNA SHRED!!! (YEAH!!!) UUNNNGGGGHHHHH!
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Solstice 02:40
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Apogee 03:24
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Binary Code 04:54
Binary Code Lyrics: J. Linder Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAhhhhhhahhhhhhhh AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh
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Arn 01:41
Arn Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson We’re the John Acoustic Guys and we gon’ fuck you up Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn The John Acoustic Guys believe in FITNESS! And what better way to get fit, than with AAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNAAAHH I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good. I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good. I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good. I love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is GREAT!!! It’s fucking great for everyone and now we all must arn. YEAH! We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good. We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good. We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good. I love arn. (YOU LOVE ARN!) Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is GREAT!!! It’s fucking great. You know it’s great and now you want to arn. YEAH! You love arn! You love arn! Arn is good! You love arn! (WE LOVE ARN!) You love arn! Arn is good! Arn is good! You love arn! You love arn! Arn is good! You love arn! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is GREAT!!! It’s fucking great.
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Molotov 02:47
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Dogs 00:55
Dogs Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson, P. Lehfeldt Hey….who doesn’t love dogs?? Not me…cuz I love dogs, they’re soft to touch. They’re cute and furry like hamsters and such and You would love dogs too if you knew all the cool things they can do for you. If you’re down or in a rut just stick those dogs right up your butt. If you ever need a friend, just bark and howl and arf at them.
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Jacaranda 05:20

credits

released January 19, 2016

Matt Henderson - Guitars, Voice
Mark Hawkins - Guitars, Voice, Mandolin
Jake Linder - Keys, Voice, Trumpet
Jon Shea - Bass
Chris Maraman - Drums

Guest musicians:
Mike Leon (Soulfly, Havok, The Absence) - Bass on "Zephyrhills"
Luke Jaeger (Sleep Terror, LVM Trio) - Guitar solo in "Open Mic Night"
Adrianna Freeman - Background Vocals in "Arn"

Album artwork by: Mike C. Bauer

Mixed and Mastered by: Alex Spradling
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John Acoustic Guys Tampa, Florida

John Acoustic Guy - "That douchebag playing guitar in the corner that no one is really listening to"
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