The John Acoustic Guys

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credits

released January 19, 2016

Matt Henderson - Guitars, Voice
Mark Hawkins - Guitars, Voice, Mandolin
Jake Linder - Keys, Voice, Trumpet
Jon Shea - Bass
Chris Maraman - Drums

Guest musicians:
Mike Leon (Soulfly, Havok, The Absence) - Bass on "Zephyrhills"
Luke Jaeger (Sleep Terror, LVM Trio) - Guitar solo in "Open Mic Night"
Adrianna Freeman - Background Vocals in "Arn"

Album artwork by: Mike C. Bauer

Mixed and Mastered by: Alex Spradling
© 2016

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John Acoustic Guys Tampa, Florida

John Acoustic Guy - "That douchebag playing guitar in the corner that no one is really listening to"
....We are those guys.

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Track Name: We Can Play Fast
We Can Play Fast
Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson

HEEEYYYYYY, we’re the John Acoustic Guys and we can play fast!
We play fast because we caaaaannnn.
We used to play METAALLLLLLLLLLLL (yeah)
But, now we play ONLY BLACK METAL (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
But, I prefer MARIACHI MUSIC!
YOP! YOP! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEYYAAAAAAHAAAHOOHOOHOOHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
EEEYYYYAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAHOOOHOHAAAAAA
HUP! HUP! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
But, Hey John Acoustic Guys! Can’t you play anything SLOW?
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hey, Lemme see the guitars a second. Can’t you play anything slow and tasteful? Like DIS?
NO, WE JUST WANNA SHRED!!! (YEAH!!!)
UUNNNGGGGHHHHH!
Track Name: Binary Code
Binary Code
Lyrics: J. Linder

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAhhhhhhahhhhhhhh
AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh
Track Name: Arn
Arn
Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson

We’re the John Acoustic Guys and we gon’ fuck you up
Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn Arn
The John Acoustic Guys believe in FITNESS!
And what better way to get fit, than with AAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNAAAHH
I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good.
I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good.
I love arn. I love arn. Arn is good.
I love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is GREAT!!!
It’s fucking great for everyone and now we all must arn. YEAH!
We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good.
We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good. Arn is good.
We love arn. We love arn. Arn is good.
I love arn. (YOU LOVE ARN!) Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is good. Arn is GREAT!!!
It’s fucking great. You know it’s great and now you want to arn. YEAH!
You love arn! You love arn! Arn is good!
You love arn! (WE LOVE ARN!) You love arn! Arn is good! Arn is good!
You love arn! You love arn! Arn is good!
You love arn! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is good! Arn is GREAT!!!
It’s fucking great.
Track Name: Dogs
Dogs
Lyrics: M. Hawkins, M. Henderson, P. Lehfeldt

Hey….who doesn’t love dogs??
Not me…cuz
I love dogs, they’re soft to touch. They’re cute and furry like hamsters and such and
You would love dogs too if you knew all the cool things they can do for you.
If you’re down or in a rut just stick those dogs right up your butt.
If you ever need a friend, just bark and howl and arf at them.